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I want to be fondled lewdly by a very attractive women. Ideally, my cock will be erect upon my death long enough for rigamortis to set in. Then I would like my dead body to be fucked repeatedly for hours on end. Perhaps days even. Then, before my whole body can decay and decompose, I would like for my erect dick to be amputated and then taxidermied. I would then like for that woman to use it as a dildo for years afterwards. Perhaps even pass it down to her daughter when she becomes of age.

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